My friend Paul Lee wanted to be a cop. Now that he’s a cop, when I see him I say: “Hey there Paul-Lees-man”
Snowmen make terrible criminals, they can’t take the heat
I was against organ donations, but then I had a change of hearet
What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it? A pepper-only pizza
Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs
If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time
I knew a woman who owned a Taser, she was stunning
I told someone a joke while stabbing him. He said “Stop it, you’re killing me.”
What was the cat doing at the computer? Pur-rogramming
What type of vehicle does an electrician drive? A Volts- Wagon
I tried to lie to the X-ray tech, but she saw right through me